After all these years, we FINALLY have acquired our egg handling license. We can open the omelette restaurant we’ve always dreamed of.
some highlights from dril, the vilest and funniest human being to ever exist on twiterr.r
"Don’t give birth to that bonehead in my office" is one of my favorite sentences ever written
In 2006 AOL search logs got leaked and it was the funniest day in the history of the internet
Because this goldmine needed to be shared
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received
You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.
look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details