Found out how to make flashlight mods for Left 4 Dead 2…


"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"




vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

There’s no mistake. They’re definitely brothers.

(Source: shizutanii)

ARTIST: Death Cab for Cutie
SONG: I Will Follow You Into The Dark
ALBUM: Plans


If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks,
Then I'll follow you into the dark.

(Source: wwaywwardvwagabond)