infernal-beggar:

dj-shamrock:

highglossfinish:

inboxideas:

They’ll have to choose to press it or not press it

Let’s do this.

Send me some o.o

I’ll give it a shot! send me things!

anus:

welcome 2 tumblr dot com

(Source: officialcomedy)

My hobbies include being a lazy shit and sexually frustrating mirror-park via texts.

uwu.

shego:

indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

the nerve of you lookin this good

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

mysticalwhat:

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

I threw a lan party once. It was awesome.

(Source: unregistered-hypercam2)

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

Just be sure to ask the cutie before grabbing said booty plz.

fashion encyclopedia: Ashi Studio fall 2015 couture

mirror-park look its me and u

(Source: schorpio)


ARTIST: Frank Sinatra
SONG: Fly Me to the Moon
ALBUM: My Way: The Best of Frank Sinatra

litigiosum:

Fly Me To the Moon - Frank Sinatra

In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby kiss me